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In 1982, Rick's "Sicky Claws Conquers the Weird Dicks" appeared in Clifford Neal's DR. WIRTHAM'S COMIX & STORIES #7 / #8 (also feat. Jay Kinney, Terry Beatty, Eric Vincent, Joe Zabel, Mark Nelson, Neil Clifford ("Oisif Egaux"), Doug Potter, Robert Williams, Gregg Budgett, Gary Dumm, Greg Irons, Bruce Younger, Bruce V. Kalnins, Lomax, Peter Bagge, Mike Roberts, Terry Beatty, Mike Matthews, Bradley Mudgett, Jay Kinney, Jim Ryan, and Al Sirois).

In April 1987, Rick's "Maniac Island" appeared in issue #10 of the series (Rick also drew the back cover, signed 'Rhick Greims' (also feat. XNO, Clifford Neal ("Oisif Egaux"), Mr. Verlin, Pete Barba, Gary Dumm, Greg Budgett, Mike Matthews, Ed Watson, Al Greenier, Jim Ryan, Jay Kinney, Mike Matthews, Brian O'Connell, Greg Dye, Mark Burbey, Bill Turner, Al Greenier, Ed Watson, Matthew D. Bludgums, Gary Dumm, Greg Budgett, and Jay Kinney).

UPDATED! - GRIMES:  "Maniac Island - The 'out in the 'real-or-not?' of this story is not a pretend trip in a cardboard box; (that's in a different story). Misremembered. In 'Maniac' the 'out' is when Cathy Doll is hit by the oar. The bulk of their ordeal is, then, possibly Cathy's coma delirium. Then at the end: relief his foot's okay. But, a shark may've gotten the good one. Pretty 'funny', hunh? Their oar-deal. The cover could be 'set' much later, and it 'was' real. Or it, too, is unreal. (So, if I use him again, he'll be back to having two feet)!

The character pushing the gurney is Spiketball Bobo. Didn't have room in the story for his name. Or his spiketball, and what it could do. So he is bouncing 'Mudda Mudda' at the end, farewell, instead.

Hope all you scientists at home are taking notes."  -- Rick Grimes (March 15, 2009).

GRIMES:  "To understand "Sicky Claws Conquers the Weird Dicks", for the few that can find a copy, it would help to realize there was a world of other stories underway in my mind between Sicky and earlier published work. Characters distorted as the 'victims' of the DR. WIRTHAM'S... story because by then I felt maybe I should 'run over them' a little just because they meant alot to me. Big misstep, really.

The thing is, to this day, hardly anyone has seen any of these projects, as completed or otherwise. So, I've been stuck ever after with the detestable stupidity of having 'everyone' (that reads Sicky), see all the characters dead or almost so before ever knowing what they really are.

I used to consider a sequel where Sicky wakes up at the beginning with "Weird Dick & Friends" gum cards, belonging to Nudolph, stuck on his head. The story before thus explained away as a fever dream.

The originals of 'Sicky Claws Conquers' are larger than I work now.

And I am stupefied today by its tremendous hodgepodge of detail.

Apart from the lunacy of its content, it is the first full-blown use of some of my childhood characters, starring as the attackers.

The signature was for ironic contrast -- the way I wrote my name as a young kid.

There are a few 'in-jokes', so far 'in' my friends probably didn't even see them: Larry Loc is running a train engine in an early panel, with other links to him on the train. The 'Guncy' character, just as it says on the plywood's graffiti was a Veitch doodle. One that I kept and gave name to for this story. But, Peg Arms, especially featured on one page, was a character Bissette created the first year of the school. (He was not unlike the freak spread Greg Irons had in Deviant Slice, which I had not seen at that time). He sent the comic page (s) to someone then, and no longer has it, he once told me. So, I brought him back myself! Note the little sign sticking in his 'hip' crediting Bissette.

The wall of TVs (ala Man Who Fell To Earth and the 'Michael Ellis' episode of Monty Python), 'Hutton' is watching have actual shows on them, as well as a couple of references to school pals and their characters. The curtains and linens are all 'Slime People' patterns, (instead of the leopard pattern in my actual home), in reference to, and in a parody of actor vanity. The repeated figure is of one of the humpbacked Slime People carrying his bucket of marinara, just as depicted in Robert Hutton's sole (?) directorial effort, Invasion of the Slime People. Only Bissette would've gotten it, if anyone. We saw the film together on TV, in New Jersey; I still have the envelope I wrote notes on immediately afterwards.

Tho' not an 'in joke' exactly, as none of my school friends from 'up-there' have ever even been here, the setting of 'Sicky Claws Conquers' is my family house in Shreveport. Though every room and hallway is full of wacky distortions, the lay of the rooms is roughly accurate to the story's activities.

Of course, the title is an obvious, for the schlock film fan, steal of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which I saw as a fairly old kid (and fortunately on TV, and not as the pathetic Saturday matinee 'showpiece' it wound up as).

Because of the aforesaid trammeling of still unestablished later characters, I've always avoided any thoughts of reprinting it. If it ever is, ideally is should be reprinted original size or larger, so people can see the blighter; in red covers with felt tacking like my old copy of Night Before Xmas!

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Maniac Island" has Nudolph and Cathy Doll, (Sicky Claws' underlings) turn up for a healthy does of karma at the erratic hands and implements of still another combo of newly lumped together 'kiddy-characters' (ie Spiketball Bobo, Mudda Mudda, Billiard-Ball Bull and their unstable overseer, 'The Maniac'). Think:  The  Island of Dr. Moreau meets Snuffy Smith.

This time there is a built-in 'out' at the beginning. It may all be a 'child''s outing in a cardboard box, and did not really happen. (Nudo and Cathy being the 'children').

At the same time, however, the story gives 'reasons' for why Cathy Doll's foot, (or the lack thereof), is how it is, (or isn't), on the cover.

Still my only published cover to date, gamely afforded by Cliff Neal, I am still proud of it as one's ugly baby with the unspoken of disorder.

Even did the primitive vellum color overlays.

Add it to your essential viewing!"  -- Rick Grimes (December 22, 2008).

SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 1  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 2  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 3  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 4  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 5  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 6  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 7  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 8  SICKY CLAWS CONQUERS THE WEIRD DICKS - PART 9

Thumbnails:  "Sicky Claws Conquers the Weird Dicks" (© 1982, Rick Grimes).